October 16, 2009

The "Sensible" Modernized Constitution of the U.S.A.

I edited out the introduction referred to in the comments, as well as changing a small portion of the title. Nothing else has been modified.

This has gone around in an email, but I took it off of this blog: http://jojosinput.blogspot.com/
How tragic, yet fitting...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes ..

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?


  1. So you would rather call it America that also includes Canada and Mexico? It is the United States of America.

    Allowing our pride in who we are as a country, to deteriorate, is part of the problem. Diversity has taken its toll. Tyranny has taken its toll. Liberalism has taken its toll. But, never take for granted the freedoms that we still enjoy as residents of this great country.

    If the patriots in the War for Independence had not taken pride in their new found land and the freedom that they acquired here, they wouldn’t have won the war. If the patriots that have served this country for the past 200+ years hadn’t taken pride in this country, we wouldn’t have been here for over 200 years and the strongest nation in the world.

    Our pride in the great nation that we are, is causing a rebellion, now, in order to retain the freedoms we have but it is against the new administration. The rebellion is against the tyranny that is trying to divide us as a people, not the United States of America as a country. Not even the Liberals want to see this country fall. Whatever happens, we must not lose sight of the fact that this is still the greatest country in the world in which to live. We will survive unless we give up or quit supporting Israel. The true American Spirit will not allow us, the modern day Patriots, to give up fighting for the United States of America as she was intended to be!

    Love you lots, Granna

    PS Have you looked into www.shabbyblogs.com or www.thecutestblogontheblock? I don’t know if you are just experimenting with the template or the design. Just thought I would offer those to you if looking for design changes. Also am starting a new blog, Out of the Mud @ www.whoeverdesires.blogspot.com. Check out the design. It is from Shabby Blogs….cute!

  2. Yes, Granna, I apologize. I probably should have phrased that differently.

    As to supporting Israel, how is breaking up the country- in favor of Muslims- supportive?

    Not trying to argue- just a thought...

    And yes, I looked at those sites first.


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